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Name That Artist: 80's Xmas Hip-Hop Edition

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Back in the 80's I heard a song called "Too Cool For Yule" on one of KUSF's Christmas Specials and now I'm trying to figure out who the band was that did it. While listening to a Christmas Special one Sunday on KUSF back in 1986 ('87? '88?), they played a song which I think was called "Too Cool For Yule". It was a rap tune featuring a toy, a little girl, and Santa (among others?) doing a little spiel and proclaiming that they were "too cool for yule". Jesus showed up and was pissed that they thought THEY were the reason for Christmas, and was basically going to take His ball and go home ("This is it"/"I'm leaving town"/"You won't have Jesus to kick around!"). Then a PR man (?!?) shows up and convinces Jesus not to "commit commercial suicide" and to "use (his) cool for yule". The song ends with the gang committing themselves to celebrating the non-commercial elements of the season, or something like that.

I actually taped the show (which also introduced me to Kinks' "Father Christmas" and Pretenders' "2000 miles, but i digress). Of course since I was taping it in the pre-internet era in a small town past the Caldecott Tunnel a nice burst of static came in during the back announce so I know the name of the song, but not the name of the band that did it. Any help in figuring this out would be most appreciated.

(Note: there was a band called Faultline that also did a song called "Too Cool For Yule". From the samples I've heard this song had similar (identical?) lyrics to the song I heard on KUSF. However, Faultline's version had "rocking" guitar in it and a different delivery style, while the KUSF song had a more minimal, guitar-free backing. So either there's a different version of the song that Discogs doesn't know about, or the KUSF song is a different song entirely (or a cover of/covered by Faultline)

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