I got a new job! I will be sitting in a cube in an office. My new officemates are really gearing up for Christmas, planning their decorations with a fervor and level of secrecy that kind of frightens me. I...don't want to do this. Unbeknownst to them, I hate Christmas. The absolute best idea I've heard so far is to put up a spider nativity scene, but I just started this job and I don't want to offend people too much just yet. So. What can I do to appear as if I am ok with this whole thing and my new coworkers (who generally seem like decent people) without actually having to be too Christmasy? Bonus points if the ideas include decorating with spiders.